Artificial celery
Because he's always looking for a tight seal.
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*
Because he tasted funny!
She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
Celery me you lunch will you I'm hungry !