What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Who's there ! Celery ! Celery who ?

Celery me you lunch will you I'm hungry !