What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

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Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.