How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.