How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!