Plead Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

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They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Fifth Jokes More Fifth Jokes

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

Why did it take so long to see a picture of Saint West?

Because he was a Tidal exclusive.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.