Plead Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

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What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'?

I've been flamed!

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How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

What would American Psycho 3 be called if it had Martin Shreli as the lead actor?

American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

What Is An Doge?

much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant