Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

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What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

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Odour in court!

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

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I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.