Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

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How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

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What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.