Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

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How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

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Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.