What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init