Chav Jokes

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

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What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

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Statement Jokes More Statement Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why does chav code never compile?

They end every statement with init

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant