Suit Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

What do you call a chav in a suit?

The defendant."

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

What is iron man without his suit?

Stark naked.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

What do you call a gypsy in a suit?

The defendant

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

How do you find the defendant?

Jury Foreman: Well...I guess I just look right at him. Why -- isn't that how you do it

What do you call a scouser in a suit?

The defendant.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Law Suit Jokes More Law Suit Jokes

What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

Satisfaction Jokes More Satisfaction Jokes

What is Stephen Hawking's favourite song?

Satisfaction

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.