What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

What's the difference between a cult and a religion ?

About a couple thousand years.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Vacuum Cleaner Jokes More Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.