Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

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What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

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What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

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What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.