Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What do you call someone who cleans vacuums?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

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How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

What's black and yellow and makes everyone laugh?

A school bus full of black people falling off a cliff.

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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Dirt Bag Jokes More Dirt Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

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What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

Harley Davidson Jokes More Harley Davidson Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.