Wendy's is never frozen.
God doesn't think he's a Welder.
The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.
Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"
Because 7.. 8.. 9
A: Wendy's!
The baconator