What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ?

About 3 inches

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

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Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.