What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.