What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Downside Jokes More Downside Jokes

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Clam Jokes More Clam Jokes

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!