How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

What does the date inside of a wedding ring stand for?

best before...

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

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Why is Jar Jar Binks so lonely?

He's been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.