How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

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Ruin Jokes More Ruin Jokes

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

Princess Leia Jokes More Princess Leia Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why did Fred Durst sleep with Princess Leia?

He did it all for the Wookie, yeah!

Alderaan Jokes More Alderaan Jokes

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!