How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

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Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

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How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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What did the weeaboo Southerner name his daughter?

Anna May

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!"

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours