Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

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Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters. hehee

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

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How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

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Why do Japanese women like foreign men?

Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.