Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

Why did the baker have brown hands?

He was kneading a poo.