What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.