What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

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Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bear dissolves in water?

A polar bear.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse