What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What do you call a late teacher?

Mr. Bus

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.