What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.