A Columbus.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
Drive a bus through a pride parade
You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.
Quatro Sinko
Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)
Bayer Asprin
Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.
With their eyes shut !