What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

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Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

Ohio Jokes More Ohio Jokes

What's a weaboos favorite state?

Ohio.

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !