Ohio Jokes

What's a weaboos favorite state?

Ohio.

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Where is Engagement, Ohio?

It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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Mackerel Jokes More Mackerel Jokes

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Yep Jokes More Yep Jokes

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.