More than one mother-in-law.
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You only get presents from one set of grandparents.
Her clam smells like fish!
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
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Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
Because they have a common enemy
Your grandparents.
Big holes all over Australia !
Australia.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."
ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
Take your time, there's no Rush...
Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.
Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.
When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
A re-lotion-ship.
Two mothers-in-law.