How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What would be the worst meal for a football wife?

OJ and Rice