How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'