O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
He was relieved of doodie.
He had tentackles.
A Lot.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.
Who are you
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
Shoes wisely
Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.
