What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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What do you give to a man who has everything?

Penicillin

What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

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Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

How do you make an ugly baby?

Ask your parents.

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What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.