What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

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What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

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How 'bout this one?

Salesman: Sir, we've been over this, I don't know how many McNuggets it will hold.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.