How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

Why are white prisoners so scary?

Because you know they did it.

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)