How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

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How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!