She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
A Belaruse!
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
A bus-load of babies on fire.
A baby with its hand in the power socket.
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
Because they're always footing the bill.
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
He caught on fire.
He couldn't handle his lacquer
Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
