Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

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Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and Pinocchio?

Some day, Pinocchio's going to be a real boy.

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.