Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

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What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

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What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

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Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"