Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

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A guide to aging.

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They use Bootox.

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Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.