What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..?

Cancer.

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday?

Yellow Cake

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What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)