What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.