What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning?

He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

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What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.