What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What do you call a 7 year old redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin.