What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it