What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

What do Canadian girls hate?

Aboooooooooty call.

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped