How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

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What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What do cows like on their hotdogs?

MOOstard.

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What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.