What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

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What do you call money on drugs?

A high five...

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

Fold Jokes More Fold Jokes

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

How do you blind fold an asian?

You put floss over their eyes!