Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

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Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.