Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

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How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Sweep Jokes More Sweep Jokes

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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What sport do you play with a wombat?

Wom

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

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Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb?

This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.