Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.

Sweep Jokes More Sweep Jokes

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Sport Jokes More Sport Jokes

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

Convince Jokes More Convince Jokes

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.