Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

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Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.