Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital?

The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.

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What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment