Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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What person shows you around a mental hospital?

Tour-ettes :)

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.