How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

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Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)