How tall are the twin towers?

9" 11

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What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

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How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What's your favorite tasteless 9-11 joke?

Here's mine. Knock knock. Who's there 911. 911 who You said you'd never forget