How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

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What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ?

Osaka.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)