How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles?

San Diego

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.