Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

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Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

Because they don't appreciate random people knocking on their door.

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Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.