What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.