What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

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What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.