What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again"

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.