How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell which is the head nurse?

The one with the dirty knees.

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How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.