How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.