What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.