Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.