Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.