Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
Because its a bit too sow...
man-go juice!
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Because secant even.
A Biceptual
They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.
Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.
The bartender replies: "For you No charge."
No boos for me.
