What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What did the right eye said to the left?

Between me and you, "something smells".

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"