Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

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Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

What shampoo did Paul Walker use?

Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard

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What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?

A. Drool.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.