Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

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Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Bagpiper Jokes More Bagpiper Jokes

What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?

A. Drool.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.