Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.