Because devils are horny.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
The older they are the easier they are to pick up.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
Because it's a stereo type
and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."
She had harp failure.
The Devil has standards.
He wanted their soles.
